Friday, December 21, 2007

The Apocalypse is near!

For all you subscribers out there I would like to inform you that after Dec. of 2011 this blog will no longer be updated. This is simply because the world is going to end on December 21, 2012 and I want a year of absolute fun and enjoyment without the hassle of updating this blog. At the beginning of the new year I will post a 4 year countdown calendar so you sorry louts that have not sacrificed to Quetzacotl will know when your doom is near. Anyway I hope you all have an incredible break.
peace

P.S. enjoy the Holiday Concert

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Territorial Pissings

"Come on people now, smile on your brother, everybody get together,
try to love one another right now..."

When I was an alien, cultures weren't opinions


Gotta find a way to find a way when I'm there
Gotta find a way - a better way -
I had better wait

Never met a wise man, if so it's a woman

"Just because you're paranoid
Don't mean they're not after you."

Nirvana: Nevermind- Territorial Pissings

Why is the French Horn a divine instrument?

Because a man/woman blows into it but only god knows what comes out. Thanks to everyone who came out to the Holiday Concert last night. While I can't say the concert rocked I would say that it was a decent concert and we had a "wonderful" time making complete fools out of ourselves with the choreography in We Wish You a Merry Christmas. Anyway today is the full music rehersal of Act One. These type of rehersals can either be really fun or really boring. That said no matter what it's long. At this time I would like to offer an Ode to McTavish's Goat.

Floating on the clouds above the green highland
Lies the object of my greatest desire
A thing of vivid beauty without mortal compare
His stern exterior hiding the heart of gold within

This thing I love a sweet sweet goat
His stall I would ever muck
To have his love i'd swim in the moat
To the goat I most love to f***

Anyway on to other things. I cannot stand the lack of tolerance exhibited by people in this glorious HOLIDAY season. Why people get all uptight when you say "happy holidays!" is something I cannot seem to fully comprehend. Well anyway Happy Holidays to all my faithful readers and remember that the apocalypse is coming in 2012.
Peace

Monday, December 17, 2007

My Weekend

Well my weekend was a bit of a mixed bag. Saturday sucked eggs! My family spent all day Christmas shopping at the mall. I personally hate our mall. Beyond various designer clothing places the variety of stores is almost nil. THey don't even have a bookstore anymore much less a hobby shop or good eatery. I can probably count the number of good stores on one hand. Well enough ranting on that.
My Sunday was actually pretty decent. Church was short and there weren't a lot of people there. Then I went home and spent a few hours playing Total War and reading Team of Rivals (read it, it's an easy 4 AP points). That evening the church had a fellowship dinner. It would have sucked but a bunch of youth people stayed for it and the food was pretty good.
Anyway enough rambling for now.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Well today is going to rock!

Well today I have my first B & B rehearsal. It's going to rock this world. Each of the named villagers is learning their small solo today. I being the candleseller get a one liner and I hope it turns out to be decent. For all you non musical people out there being in musical is about as godly as watching Zeplin live, or going to Philmont (maybe not quite), or rocking out all day to my fave. tunes. Sufice it to say that those of you black souls who have never auditioned for a musical can burn in hell with Green Day!!!! (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)

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Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Its F***ing Freezing out there

Well this mourning seriously sucked eggs. The bus came about 30 minutes late so me and my sister were freezing our buts off waiting while everyone else in the neighborhood drove by in their cosy cars on the way to school. This was very serious incentive to get my license. Well I guess stubbornness doesn't count for much these days.

Monday, December 3, 2007

Musical!!!!!!!!!!!

Well the list has been posted. I am now a candle seller so happy, happy, joy, joy for me. At 72 people the cast list was enormous. How we are going to put 72 people onstage will all the techies just bogles my mind. Well it'll rock regardless so I guess I can't complain.