Why is the French Horn a divine instrument?

Because a man/woman blows into it but only god knows what comes out. Thanks to everyone who came out to the Holiday Concert last night. While I can't say the concert rocked I would say that it was a decent concert and we had a "wonderful" time making complete fools out of ourselves with the choreography in We Wish You a Merry Christmas. Anyway today is the full music rehersal of Act One. These type of rehersals can either be really fun or really boring. That said no matter what it's long. At this time I would like to offer an Ode to McTavish's Goat.

Floating on the clouds above the green highland
Lies the object of my greatest desire
A thing of vivid beauty without mortal compare
His stern exterior hiding the heart of gold within

This thing I love a sweet sweet goat
His stall I would ever muck
To have his love i'd swim in the moat
To the goat I most love to f***

Anyway on to other things. I cannot stand the lack of tolerance exhibited by people in this glorious HOLIDAY season. Why people get all uptight when you say "happy holidays!" is something I cannot seem to fully comprehend. Well anyway Happy Holidays to all my faithful readers and remember that the apocalypse is coming in 2012.
Peace