I have a strange obsession with band related jokes.

While i'm sure you guys have probably read many of these on ADH's blog but I wanted to post these.

Q: What's the difference between a banjo & a ukulele?

A: It only takes you half as long to burn a ukulele

Q: How many bluegrass players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. They won't touch anything electric.

Q: How do you make a banjo players car more aerodynamic?

A: Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof.

Q: What's the difference between a bull and an orchestra?

A: The bull has the horns in front and the ass in the back.

Q: How do you know it's a singer at the door?

A: He doesn't know when to come in.

Q: What did the deadhead say when he ran out of pot?

A: "God Almighty, this music sucks!!!"

Q: What's the difference between a musician and a pizza ?

A: A pizza can feed a family of four.

Q: What do you call a person who hangs out with musicians?

A: A drummer.