Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Rocking in the Free World!

As you ladies and gentlemen are no doubt aware one of the last vestiges of communism has recently stepped down from power. This person is, you guessed it good ol' Fidel Castro. This guy likes to compare himself to my good buddy Jesu and hide his ugly totalitarian state behind the veil of "enlightened" socialism. While the idea of everyone being hombres and sharing the wealth does seem rather appealing I highly doubt that we would have produced all the rock gods we have from the "lovefest of grinding poverty and socialist practices (single kid laws, gulag, etc.)." Without the uneven capitalist society we would never have had all the enlightened music of AC/DC, the Ramones, Led Zeppelin, Blue Ouyster Cult, Sex Pistols, Nirvana, Jimi Hendrix, the Clash, Metallica, and others. How could we have lived on Jesus's great green ball of peace, harmony, and total annihilation? In short my fellow revolutionaries let us give thanks to the Moral Majority for the wonderful counter revolution they provoked.
peace

1 comment:

Atomic Dead Head said...

Good point, but Fidel's Brother has been running the country for years anyway. There's been no regime change, simply a new face on an old system

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